remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
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Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
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Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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