So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
My vagina is officially offended.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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