i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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