No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
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Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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