somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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