his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
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He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
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If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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