College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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