And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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