hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
