I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
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My ATM looks so different sober.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
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Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I didn't notice because vodka
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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