Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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