is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
