People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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