So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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