Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
