I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
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