You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
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My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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