What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
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I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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