I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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