I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
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I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
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Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
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