I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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