I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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