may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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