I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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