what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
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He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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