love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
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Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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