It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
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Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
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I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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