Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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