dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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