Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
