when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
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I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
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He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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