batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
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