Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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