your room smells of hookers.
And success
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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