fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
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Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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