STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
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Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
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I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
So much rum. So many feels.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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