It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
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He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize