i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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