Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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