Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
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These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
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Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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