Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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