it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
cat food counts as protein by the way
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Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
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Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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