In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
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I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
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Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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