redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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