I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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