i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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