Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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