Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
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Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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