She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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