And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
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