why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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