There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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