your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
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think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
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i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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