soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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