Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
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season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
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I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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